Destiny 2
I got out of the shower this morning and spied a tiny frog hopping across my floor. I trapped it under a plastic cup then finished drying off. After dressing I dumped some nails out of an old peanut butter jar and washed it out. I then went outside and dug up a divot of dirt and grass and put it in the bottom of the jar. After I put the frog in I was able to get a good look at it. It was a very pale green/brown with two parallel black stripes going down its back. F
rom the tip of its face to the end of its toes it was about 6 or 7 millimeters long; almost too small, it seemed, to have a working brain capable of any conscious experience.
I brought it into work with me and showed a few people. I told Kathy the catering coordinator that I had a new pet and asked her if she would be offended if I named it Destiny II after her beloved Himalayan cat. She was very busy and therefore unimpressed. I left my car in the city lot with the jar securely strapped back under the seat belt. I left the windows open a crack and went and delivered a couple of catering orders. When I got back to my car a couple of hours later I was suddenly overcome with fear of the finding the frog dead. I didn't look until I got home. Thankfully, it was still alive, but I had trouble coaxing it out of the jar, so I left it upside-down in the front yard. Later, after a long nap, I went out and found it empty. It was late afternoon and everything looked especially vivid in the sunlight. I took a walk down the dirt road a ways then came home, enjoyed a cup of Kroger brand instant coffee and listened to "Eyes Open," the new Snow Patrol record. Eat your heart out, Meek Journal.
rom the tip of its face to the end of its toes it was about 6 or 7 millimeters long; almost too small, it seemed, to have a working brain capable of any conscious experience.I brought it into work with me and showed a few people. I told Kathy the catering coordinator that I had a new pet and asked her if she would be offended if I named it Destiny II after her beloved Himalayan cat. She was very busy and therefore unimpressed. I left my car in the city lot with the jar securely strapped back under the seat belt. I left the windows open a crack and went and delivered a couple of catering orders. When I got back to my car a couple of hours later I was suddenly overcome with fear of the finding the frog dead. I didn't look until I got home. Thankfully, it was still alive, but I had trouble coaxing it out of the jar, so I left it upside-down in the front yard. Later, after a long nap, I went out and found it empty. It was late afternoon and everything looked especially vivid in the sunlight. I took a walk down the dirt road a ways then came home, enjoyed a cup of Kroger brand instant coffee and listened to "Eyes Open," the new Snow Patrol record. Eat your heart out, Meek Journal.


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